I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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