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i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook

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(248): i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook http://tfl.nu/fiya

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Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle

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(518): Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle http://tfl.nu/ebj2

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are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions

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i wish

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(323): are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions (310): i wish http://tfl.nu/mg2v

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conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.

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(631): conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers. http://tfl.nu/22w1

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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses

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(514): She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses http://tfl.nu/tn5z

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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.

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(614): i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious. http://tfl.nu/avof

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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk

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(617): it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk http://tfl.nu/xjgo

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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.

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(901): I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan. http://tfl.nu/ohh7

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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.

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(330): Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me. http://tfl.nu/h3wh

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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?

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(484): In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic? http://tfl.nu/vp9h

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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door

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I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text

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(940): Sorry about the flaming shit on your door (940): I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text http://tfl.nu/x4xg

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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now

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(613): All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now http://tfl.nu/hqky

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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.

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(570): Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan. http://tfl.nu/akru

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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut

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(402): sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut http://tfl.nu/dm9v

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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.

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(402): Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive. http://tfl.nu/7nfi

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