my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input