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• (239): View more from Florida

  I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell

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  19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.

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  17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them

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