do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you