But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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