let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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