After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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