We're facebook friends in real life
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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