It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
tell me about the fingering
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