If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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