question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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