Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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