i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
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