I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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