but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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