If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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