Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
this is an emotional support booty call
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