I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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