Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
