we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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