only if we run a train.
done.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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