I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
birth control should be required to get into college
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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