quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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