It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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