i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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