Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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