I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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