chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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