I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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