just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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