: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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