Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
