Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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