This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.