My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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