Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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