He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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