Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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