direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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