I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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