They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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