You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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