seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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