and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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