whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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