i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you didnt know i had herpes?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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