All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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