i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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