I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.