Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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