Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub