Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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