Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm really into asian looking animals
i think my mom watched the whole time
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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