She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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