is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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