Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
