Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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